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Santa Singh decided to write the MBA exams.
He could understand everything except for the LOGIC part.
One day when he was reading, one of his non-sardarji friends came home.
Friend: Santa Singhji, how are your MBA preparations going?
Santa Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Friend: Logic is very easy.
Santa Singh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Friend: OK. Do you have a fish tank in your house?
Santa: Yes.
Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.
Santa: Yes.
Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Santa: Yes.
Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Santa: Yes.
Friend: I guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Santa: Yes.
Friend: So, logically, you are married.
Santa: Yes.
Friend: So, that means you are a heterosexual.
Santa Singh was very glad and he now understood logic.

Next day he sees Banta Singh who was also preparing for MBA.
Santa: How is your MBA preparation?
Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Santa: Oh, logic is easy.
Banta: Please, give me an example.
Santa: Do you have a fish tank in your house?
Banta: No, I don’t.
Santa: Saala !!!……HOMO!!!!

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- Posted on July 10th, 2008 in Pages, Humour, Free Stuff | 1,541 Views |

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