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Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day.
Give him religion and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish.
Timothy Jones

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population
believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was
faked.
David Letterman

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember what you said.
Mark Twain

I’m not a paranoid, deranged millionaire .Goddammit, I’m a billionaire.
Howard Hughes

My uncle was lucky. He had a rabbits foot for 30 years. His other foot was
normal.
Tom Griffin.

After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
Italian proverb

Don’t worry about temptation. As you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
Farmer’s almanac.

The average person thinks he isn’t.
Larry Lorenzoni

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay em right and you can walk all over them
for thirty years.
Betsy Salkind

The only reason they say ‘women and children first’ is to test the strength
of the lifeboats.
Jean Kerr

I’ve been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out
the garbage
Zsa Zsa Gabor

A true friend is one who stabs you in the front.
Oscar Wilde

You know you’re a red neck if your home has wheels and your car doesn’t.
Jeff Foxworthy

When a man opens a car door for his wife, its either a new car or a new
wife.
Prince Phillip

Two heads are better than one, unless they are on the same body.
Harry Hershfield

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
Les Dawson

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Emo Philips.

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
Harrison Ford

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
Spike Milligan

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.
Robin Hall

Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror.
Jean Rostand.

Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but
I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.
Arnold Shwartzenegger.

I was so poor that if I woke up on Christmas without an erection, I had
nothing to play with.
Frank McCourt

I was once so poor that I didn’t know where my next husband was coming from.
Mae west

We are here on earth to do good upon others, what the others are here for, I
have no idea.
WH Auden

I would like to live in Manchester, the transition between Manchester and
death would be unnoticeable.
Mark Twain

The problem with the French is they don’t have a word for entrepreneur.
George w Bush.

In hotel rooms I worry, I can’t be the only guy who sits on the furniture
naked.
Jonathan Katz

Some mornings its just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
Emo Philips.

If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators
would be dead.
Johnny Carson

Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man
wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
Steve Martin.

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
Jimmy Durante.

When they circumcised you they threw away the wrong bit.
David Lloyd Jones.

I said to my husband. ‘why don’t you call out my name when we were making
love?’ He said , ‘ I don’t want to wake you up!’
Joan Rivers

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind, - every part
of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
John Glenn

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet,
What happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat?
Steven Wright

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.
Doug Hamwell

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
George Roberts

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the
airport
Johnathan Winters

The future isn’t what it used to be..
Yogi Berra

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