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The desperate, disillusioned soul.Humour

The net-mail joke doingthe rounds now-a-days
Worst day of life

There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink . He stays like that for half-hour.

Then, this big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying.

The truck driver says: ” Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t see a man crying.”

“No, it’s not that. Today is the worst day of my life.

First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car,

I found out it was stolen.

The police, they said they couldn’t do anything.

I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my wallet in the cab.

I got home only to find my wife was with the gardener.

I left home and came to this bar. When I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison …”

more on drunkards
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- Posted on June 26th, 2007 in Humour | 4,074 Views | Comments (0)

Sardar ji is in a Quiz Contest.Pages

Sardar toon

The questions are as follows:

1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150

Want Answer? or Try next Question
http://www.thareja.com/2006/11/07/indian-foundry-congress-forthcoming-at-agra-india-feb-07/

Sardar says “I will skip this”

2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR

Sardar asks for help from the University students

3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER

Sardar asks for help from general public

4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL

Sardar asks for lucky cards

5) The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean , has its name based on which animal:
A) CANARY BIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT

Sardar gives up.

Well The Answers are provided…
How much marks would One have Scored?
…….

- Posted on December 13th, 2006 in Pages, Humour, Puzzles | 3,714 Views | Comments (0)

Answer to Sardar ji’s Quiz.Pages

If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar’s replies, then
please check the answers below:

1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453

Back to Questions/ Quiz for these answers?

2) The Panama hat is made in Equador

3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
4) King George’s first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.

5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of
the
puppies.

Now tell me who’s the dumb one….Don’t ever laugh at a Sardar again

think about youself how deep water in you are…….

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Indian Foundry Congress (Cometh at Agra, India, Feb 07)

Taj Mahal in Moonlight
The Taj Mahal in Moonlight
at the Venue of Indian Foundry congress

The Mega Event of Indian Foundry-men,
The manufacturing process right from Heaven,

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- Posted on November 7th, 2006 in Pages, General, Humour, Foundry, Puzzles | 12,064 Views | Comments (4)

simple humour.Pages

Koestler – Bisociations

Koestler argued that creativity is mainly connecting the seemingly unconnected. A man comes home, finds his wife with the priest and starts preying. ‘What are you doing asks the priest’ surprised. ‘Well’, said the man, ‘you are doing my job, I am doing yours’. In this joke, the world of cheating ‘bisociated’ with the world of job replacement.

From Roni Horowitz

- Posted on October 30th, 2006 in Pages, Humour | 3,660 Views | Comments (0)

Humour, Change Liquor will make, not always seen.Humour

(It’s a joint work)
‘Don’t trust a Drunkard’

Never take risk while drinking.
When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking,
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen,
I stealthily enter the house,
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard,
Jesus is looking at me from the photo frame,
But still no one is aware of it,
Becoz I never take a risk ,

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- Posted on September 4th, 2006 in Humour | 3,988 Views | Comments (0)

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