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computer jokes!

Customer: Hi, good Morning, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’.
I’ve even placed it physically in front of the monitor, and reoriented CPU to face it, so that they can very well see it, but no! the computer still says he can’t find it..

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- Posted on June 3rd, 2013 in Pages, Technical, General, Humour, Computers | 3,895 Views | Comments (0)

A Chat between Father and a hosteler.Pages

The Chat applied with adaptations to system Command prompts,
simulating how do they both converse:-

The daughter Logs-in-on Chat at the Cyber Lab;

Be***** @pec.ac.in
Hello! Papa, Do you hear me?

Father
Yes Beta, How are you?

Be****@pec.ac.in
On the top of the world Papa; only thing is I have to pay the mess fee, and have exhausted my pocket money too.

Father
But I sent you Rs. 8ooo/-just a fortnight ago?

Be*****@pec.ac.in
File not Saved!

Father
How were your marks in Physics test?

Be*****@pec.ac.in
Bad Command or File Name!

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- Posted on May 24th, 2013 in Pages, Technical, General, Education, Publications, Computers | 3,588 Views | Comments (0)

link to Download page (list)of my papers.Pages

Link to my author’s page

To download some of Priyavrat Thareja’s papers/ publication

Priyavrat Thareja
http://ssrn.com/author=1353903

- Posted on July 20th, 2012 in Pages, Quality, Personal Development, Technical, Foundry, Teaching Page, Education, Engineering, Management, Poems, Publications, Environment, Six Sigma | 3,266 Views | Comments (0)

More definitions of TQM.Pages

TQM was fired by MILitary and DEFence. It is so because when guns stop to fire, the enemy puts your safety on hire!

The U.S. Department of Defense’s
Definition of Total Quality

Total Quality (TQ) consists of continuous improvement activities involving everyone in the organization—managers and workers—in a totally integrated effort toward improving performance at every level. This improved performance is directed toward satisfying such cross-functional goals as quality, cost, schedule, missing, need, and suitability.

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- Posted on May 21st, 2012 in Pages, Quality, Technical, Education, Engineering, Management | 3,042 Views | Comments (0)

bloody corrosion – a saga of micro cells!.Technical

Corrosion
A shine and sheen, showing all stainless,
very perfect, as in Seiso- the 3rd ‘S’ of -the 5S’s,
But Alas!, corrosion would set in, in following step,
‘cause of onset of local actions @ no-one’s help!
That deprives her of beauty, to a state meaningless.

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- Posted on April 25th, 2012 in Technical, Humour, Teaching Page, Education, Engineering, Poems, Environment | 4,078 Views | Comments (0)

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