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computer jokes!

Customer: Hi, good Morning, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’.
I’ve even placed it physically in front of the monitor, and reoriented CPU to face it, so that they can very well see it, but no! the computer still says he can’t find it..

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- Posted on June 3rd, 2013 in Pages, Technical, General, Humour, Computers | 3,912 Views | Comments (0)

Questions from GED examination & answers.Pages

The following questions were set in last year’s GED examination.

These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds):

Q. Name the four seasons
A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

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- Posted on May 25th, 2013 in Pages, Humour, Education | 2,341 Views | Comments (0)

Engineers in Indian Power.Pages

1. Chief Ministers : Mr Prithvi Raj Chauhan;
Maharastra state, Alumnus BITS Pilani, Electrical

2. Chief Ministers : Mr Manohar Parikar , CM Goa, Alumnus IIT Bombay, Metallurgy

3. Chief Ministers : Mr Nitish Kumar, CM Bihar, Alumnus NIT Patna, Electrical

4. Industry Minister : Mr Murgesh Nirani, karnataka, Alumnus karnataka Univ Mechnaical

5. Minister JaiRam Ramesh : Alumnus IIT Bombay, Mechanical

6. Former Minister : Mr Sharad Yadav: Alumnus BHU? Mechanical

Are you a minister in waiting?

( Contributed by Vijay P Saha)

- Posted on May 25th, 2013 in Pages, Engineering | 3,107 Views | Comments (0)

A Chat between Father and a hosteler.Pages

The Chat applied with adaptations to system Command prompts,
simulating how do they both converse:-

The daughter Logs-in-on Chat at the Cyber Lab;

Be***** @pec.ac.in
Hello! Papa, Do you hear me?

Father
Yes Beta, How are you?

Be****@pec.ac.in
On the top of the world Papa; only thing is I have to pay the mess fee, and have exhausted my pocket money too.

Father
But I sent you Rs. 8ooo/-just a fortnight ago?

Be*****@pec.ac.in
File not Saved!

Father
How were your marks in Physics test?

Be*****@pec.ac.in
Bad Command or File Name!

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- Posted on May 24th, 2013 in Pages, Technical, General, Education, Publications, Computers | 3,601 Views | Comments (0)

Farewell Hindi Style.Pages

Farewell Hindi Style

Glimpses, in interim, come and leave,
withinin various events of each journey,
some merely suceed in inviting attention,
others often get remebered like Dreams,
however only few draw your obeissances.

Of the latter class is an instance of last May!
For that ever in my mind is bound to stay.
When, therein, on the verge of our departing,
the school Juniors celebrated the Departure Day!
jubilantly, to make such event a memorable thing.

Rather, Indellible became that youngest chum;
the smallest Girl, by size and age, of all juniors,
indeed a chicken hearted though spirits no low,
(As quite sentimental there she had become),
Spurted out” Tusi Jaa Rahe ho!; Tusi Naa Jao!

Copyright 2001 Priyavrat Thareja

About the celebration of teachers day

- Posted on April 2nd, 2013 in Pages, General, Humour, Poems | 3,180 Views | Comments (0)

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